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WHAT IS SLOPDROP?

SlopDrop™ is a state-of-the-art artificial intelligence platform dedicated to generating the lowest possible quality emotional correspondence ever printed on a 4x6 card and delivered by the United States Postal Service.

For only $5, we convert server heat into regret.

HOW IT WORKS

STEP INSTRUCTIONS
1 You enter your target's address.
2 You describe the emotional damage you wish to inflict.
3 Our proprietary Slop Engine™ generates chaotic, mildly unwell content.
4 We print it.
5 USPS handles the rest.

No refunds. No apologies. Only slop.

SLOP MODES

Passive Aggressive Existential Spiral Corporate Betrayal Breakup Residue Astrology-Based Accusation Therapy Speak But Weaponized "Just Checking In" Custom Chaos (beta)

SAMPLE DAMAGE PREVIEW

"Hey Brandon.
I saw your promotion on LinkedIn.
Anyway, hope your gut health is improving."
"You said I should 'circle back.'
I have.
Through the mail."

PRICING

PRODUCT PRICE CREDITS
New Mailing $5 +5 generation credits
Resend $4 0
+5 Credits (add-on) $1 +5 generation credits

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