AI CHRISTMAS POSTCARDS

'Tis the Season for Industrial-Grade Slop.

MAKE A CHRISTMAS POSTCARD

HOLIDAY CARDS DON'T HAVE TO BE BORING

Every December, the same thing happens: a pile of identical holiday cards with stock photos of snowflakes, a generic "Happy Holidays!" and a signature you can barely read. Into the recycling they go.

What if your holiday card was impossible to ignore? AI-generated Christmas chaos — surreal santas, neon nativity scenes, cosmic snowmen — printed on a real postcard and delivered by USPS.

The holiday card they'll actually remember. For better or worse.

WHY SEND A SLOP POSTCARD?

• Stand out from the pile — Your card won't blend in with the stack of identical Shutterfly cards.
• Send dozens affordably — Bulk packs start at under $4/card. Cheaper than buying + stamping traditional cards.
• Unique every card — Send a different AI-generated design to every person on your list.
• Adjustable appropriateness — Intensity 1–2 for family. 8–10 for your college friends.
• No envelopes, no stamps — We print, address, stamp, and mail everything.

WHAT YOU GET

The Christmas occasion with different slop modes:

• Passive Aggressive Christmas: "Merry Christmas! Hope this year is better than last year. For everyone."
• Corporate Betrayal Christmas: "Season's greetings from the department. Your gift is continued employment."
• Existential Spiral Christmas: Cosmic holiday void with ornaments floating in the abyss
• MTV Cribs Christmas: "Welcome to my crib, it's decorated for the holidays"

HOW IT WORKS